7 Things You’ll Never Hear a Guy in His 40’s Say First Thing in Morning

I was having that moment of brain drifting on as I was taking the kids to school this morning. And as happens now and then, funny things roll through my mind.

Thought I’d share this mornings bit of humor with ya… imagine there’s a block of guys out there who might actually “get” a few of them.

1. Damn, wish I’d drank more last night.

2. Sleep is overrated! I’m so gonna get up earlier tomorrow.

3. So glad I don’t have to deal with that morning “wood” any longer. (An all to common issue that’s easily curable, by the way.)

4. I can’t wait to read the morning newspaper on my computer!

5. I miss waking up with some strange woman that I need to get the hell out of the house, once a year.

6. I wish I had more to do… just feeling bored.

7. I’m so totally going to bust out another two-hour workout this morning!

What’s on your list?

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